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Overly suspicious

JI fugitive on the loose. That's news. Moreover, this is his 3rd jail break according to the newspapers.

It's scary to imagine how easy it is for someone to escape from our prisons. According to the news he had planned to fly a plane into Changi Airport some years back. So it's really unnerving to know that he's out in the open now.

We've been relatively safe here in SG all this while. If shit happens I think I really won't know what to do. *Gulp*

Hope he gets caught soon b4 he does any harm.

Anyway, just took a walk to Taka & bought myself some sausage pratas & doughnuts. It was so dam crowded. The message of the day says that if you didn't do no wrong you needn't fear.

Random Sun

I hate picnics by the beach. I hate hazelnut coffee. I want to eat my asam laksa with ketchup. I miss my blanket.

Snip

I just got a haircut & I like it. Hair cuts symbolize change for the better according to chinese believe. I really don't know, I've been cutting my hair pretty often but all I see is loose change.

I'm longing for the taste buds in my mouth to come back to life. It's been sleeping for awhile already, everything tastes so dull & faded..

I hate far east square & I hate the day after christmas. But I love having cheese in my prata.

Random Rantings

I..............................


hate BigO chocolate cake.

hate apple pies.

hate the beach.

hate Oreo Cheese Cake.

love Ribeleena.

love Sara Lee chocolate pound cake.

love my friends.

I only come out inside. Below the skin's surface. Boxed up words & shapeless landings, but where did they go, they were there last night. My mind, my canvas, voiceless thoughts painted on every sheet.

LOW WAVE

Feelings of lowness hit me today. A wave of depression. No one can be in high spirits all the time rite? If only we could.

Separate the mind from the body. Carry on smiling. There shouldn't be anything to be sad about rite? The art of keeping things under wraps & surpressing negative feelings is almost like doing yoga. I'd do anything to stay happy. Only once in awhile.....I'd let these feelings slide in. A huge void. A disconnection.

The pressures of the worldly world. It tears me apart at times. Just for awhile I'd let it. A million emotions fill my heart. I'd pick out the ones that I like. A fictional fantasy...totally. Filled with warm colours & bright lights.

Recent stories break my heart too. If only things were more simple. People are people. And sometimes, I loathe people. I loathe the worldly world.

Perhaps I'd wake up feeling better tomorrow.

*Makes an attempt to rap the above*

MEN IN UNIFORM

My bus was stalled on the way home by traffic police just before the Istana. We were held back for at least a good 10 minutes. Some big shot or Mr President himself was either going back to his castle or leaving. Whilst the traffic on the other side were having the time of their lives (I mean have u ever kena-ed before a 10 minute green light?) I was getting restless. So I decided to check out the traffic police.

This time none of them looked good. All kinda fat n stuff. I remember it was a few years back when I saw one that was dam SHUI*. Yah! I didn't get to see his face but he had a very "SART" (er hokkien for ....er..cool?!) attitude about him. He was stopping the traffic & when the VIPs breezed thru he waved us to go in one big hand movement & then ran & hopped on his big ass bike & zoomed off without wasting any time.

Instantly I fell in love for like 1 second. lol. Yah sometimes "Sart" men in smart uniforms make me weak in the knees la. Luckily not all of them look that good if not I'll be over doing the speed limit on purpose ;p

MIND ON HOLIDAY

*Meditate*

Especially during times I think I'm not allowed to open up. Coz being shot down is a tiring affair.

I'm a Sagi. I love freedom. More so freedom of thought & speech.

And now I've developed my own self-restrictions.

MUD PIE

Irritated.

No one's fault. Maybe mine. Coz I can't help but feel annoyed.

INTERNET PERVERTS

Recently my friend & I had a discussion about internet perverts.

I just woke up from bed with a Friendster nightmare. Have you ever had folks trying to pick you up on friendster? And then you see their friends list & all 399 of em are chicks ...most of them big eyed, half of em scantily claded. Ok, like straight away I would think WAH LAO PERVERT...confirm cannot get chicks that type. Most likely has saved lotsa chick pics in comp, somemore all local gals from friendster (porn stars I forgive coz they are there for that purpose wad) & religiously jerk off to their pics....sekali labeled Monday-Sunday...1 for morning, 1 for afternoon and night time got 2. Okokok...or sekali one of the pics is yours!....eww.

It's like if you ever saved my pic don't ever let me know otherwise I tell you you wil be in my perv list & it will be almost impossible to redeem yourself!! Imagine my pic along side 50 other gals. WTF. That's serious shit.

So anyway right now I have a new set of pervs to deal with. Facebook pervs. This new generation of pervs seem even geekier than Friendster pervs. Which makes them pervier than the previous bunch.

I guess the guys don't realize theres anything wrong about it. But then again if they knew they wouldn't be so deprived. We can sense them from a mile & avoid them like out of season fashion.

Ok enuff! Time to watch Donald Duck & friends to exorcise images of bespectacled pervs!

WHINE

Today another indian fortune teller came by the store. I think this has to be the 5th one I've encountered in my life. If you've ever met one of them you will notice they're dodgy but will somehow always say something that will make you wonder how the hell did they know!?

I took a different approach today with them (actually there were 2 of them). You know their standard trick is to ask you to think of a person's name & they will be able to write it down on paper even when you didn't say it out! So when he asked me for a paper I happily gei kiang (act smart) & said "AYA I KNOW WHAT YOU"RE GOING TO DO, THEY ALL DO THAT!" best...but actually he crushed me a ball of paper & asked me to think of a flower. So i said "ROSE". He told me to blow my hand & open the paper...and it said ROSE. Yah. So i said (with big eyes) "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU"RE LIKE DAVID BLAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He wasn't very amused lah. SO he told me all the usual stuff that the others would tell me lah, things like I always help people but when I need help (I think he means need comfort) no one helps but only God. I was thinking Yes Yes I already know that if you're so great gimme a solution can!?>

The best part was when he said this month I will find a very good boyfriend. So I said "OH!? You mean I don't have a boy friend now?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He looked surprised & then quickly said "You have boyfriend!...?" To which I replied "I have a boyfriend?????????????????????????????" The poor man suddenly looked stressed & puzzled & said softly "Actually do you have a boyfriend or not?" And I said "HAHAH you don't know right?" Yah so mean me.

SO cock & bull lah. He also said 2 men like me...so i said "WHAAAAAAAAT? ONLY 2?!!" "Both of you is it??" *wink*

Then I think the other quiet one couldn't tahan me & said "YOU EATING SLEEPING WORKING!" er ok can....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Yah.

But what I don't understand is that he kept saying I look like a diamond like it wasn't such a fantastic thing. Unpolished diamond somemore. Polish with what? Plastic? I told him I didn't understand him, his accent quite strong can.

Ok that's all I'm gonna tell you. The rest of the things he said were true but I can't tell.

So anyways, I met a she-man that day at the store. I like gays, tranis, butches, lesbians etc. I can deal with them. But not this one.

She has a face of a girl, long red hair (coloured), painted nails (dark red almost black)...BUT SHE HAS THE BODY OF A MAN. And when I say man I mean MAN MAN like MUCHO MUCHO MAN (sings). Muscles, toned, chest, fit...put all your boyfriends to shame that type! And she tried all those dangling earrings & girly tai tai feminine rings. OK NEVERMIND that she looked very disturbing already. What I could not shake off was the fact that she was giving me very very weird strange longlovinglookstraightintomyeyes gazes ..& I had to look away.

I try not to think about it. The first time she came I already had trouble gettin that image outta my head.....& now the 2nd time....I.....*sits in a corner & pulls hair*. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Ok. That's all. Later!

SCRABULOUS

Ok let's face it. I am the mother of all addictions. I'm addicted to cigarettes, I'm addicted to coffee, I'm addicted to milo & now I'm addicted to Scrabulous. I even blackmailed my boyfriend to buy me a scrabble game board otherwise I would post up all of his photos posing in different parts of the house with different towels on different parts of his body (he has approximately 20 towels).

I should take leave from work just so that I can play scrabble. Paperwork has been piling up & I'm not even in an office job. Stocks just keep coming in, paperwork airflown in every single day. I'm human! I have mood swings! I look at the amount of work & I just dread it! I clear a pile & it starts to grow 10 folds! WTF!

ARGH! Ok, enuff. I've spent the last 8 hours doing paperwork, I'm gonna play scrabulous NOW!!!!!

POTS KETTLES & CANNONS

I've been spending way too much time on face book lately. It's a terrible terrible addiction & I really hate it. I wanna get back to the real life. Sitting there for hours in front of the comp fiddling around with face book is really gettin on my nerves.

Anyways, I've got tons of meaningless photos to load up, but maybe later. I'd rather rant on meaninglessly now, or maybe not.

I wonder why people don't quite practice what they preach religiously with so much emotion & conviction. They contradict themselves loudly. But I'm not superior, I am as human & as fucked up as any of you. The pot calling the kettle black rings through my head. I hold my peace least I should inflict what was tossed my way. I'm no saint & certainly no iron woman but I'll trudge over it.

There are probably a few reasons why I distance myself from certain people. Mainly they only bring harm & not good. I hate myself for taking the meanings of loyalty & betrayal so seriously. Or even to "stand by with". But I can't change these things. They're etched deep in my memory whether I like it or not. I don't know how to knock down the castle walls with locks & standby cannons that were erected on que.

NO MC

I've totally forgotten what it's like to blog. It's gettin mighty hard to juggle em shitface books & friendster & myspace & picture blog & regular blog. As if life wasn't complex enuff godamit.

I've fallen ill. You all better take your C's there's a fucking nasty flu bug lor, even I couldn't escape its slimy clutches. Oh & to bicth a little I have 2 days MC from the poly clinic that I'm not allowed to take can? Manager emotional blackmail me & so ya I have to go back to work.

Ok so this is my blog & I'm allowed to bitch coz rite now I don't give a rats ass about positive image. I don't mind going back to work but to fucking hear Linda's petty fuck mouth go off in the wrong direction bitching about falling sick on the wrong day & about her eating lunch at 3pm coz of me & etc shit is really unnerving. Unappreciative nevermind. But she bites the hand that feeds...SORT OF LAH I can't think of a better chen yu la dey.

So anyway I went home at 6pm on the first day (yah 3 hrs till actual knock off time somemore got MC CB) & I couldn't take MC on the nex day because she said the gal covering me was off. You see, there's never a good time for anyone to get sick rite? In all my 3 years I've never taken a single MC..always short of staff always this always that. But other people can. Oh how come can? because I go & cover them rite? YOU CB. *OOPS*

Ok enuff lah fuck dam hot now.


Anyways if you guys have never seen this check it out. I went to Queenstown Poly Clinic for oxygen the other day. Had to do it twice coz the first time didn't help me at all the oxygen only clogged my nose up so badly so I had to switch to the tank type. The gas smells like glucose. And I was shaking like tofu on Bala's head after that.









So anyways, I felt a lil better after that but rite now I still get fucking outta breath when I move about or when I get agitated. I think the mother of all problems here could be my bad flu + phlegm ...like chunks & chunks of thick mucus & phlegm. I've never taken so much medicine at one go in my life. It really sux. Now I understand why wise folks say health is far more important that anything else.

So take car y'all!!

DAVID TUTERA & BALA'S WIFE

I have a new favourite tv programme. It's called The Party Planner With David Tutera.

I love it because it's so gay it relaxes me. David Tutera is amazing. He's gay (don't ask me how I know, he just looks like it) and he handles it all with grace, style & ease. From corporate parties to birthday parties (yes I already watched 2 episodes & I'm proclaiming this best tv programme), he comes up with all the appropriate deco & what nots with style & creativity. He turned one office into something really glamourous. And all those bakeries he visits...like wow! Nice! I'm really looking forward to watching more of this....somehow it's so dam relaxing.

Hair Update: My hair is OFFICIALLY fucked.
I have negro hair. Afro Geri. The more I try & make it better it just gets worse. I DIY -ed my hair last nite using straightening cream & my hair's fried now. FRIED!! & no prizes for guessing what I look like now. FUkcing GOLLIWOG. I'm BALA's WIFE GODAMIT!

My colleagues are giving me sympathetic smiles....I wonder why business isn't so good today. YAH.

ACK!! I wanna go wrap my head & sit in a cave for the next 20 days. Please leave food at the entrance thanks.

RANDOM THINGS

Here are some random pics. Was having thosai across Red Dot Museum the other day. I'm no makan sutra but the prata here sux & the thosai was a little below standards...



Guess who has a brand new cheery quilt cover? I absolutely love it! Red against blue sheets & loud loud cartoon animal prints! Plus..the flip side of the quilt cover is covered with just dots...just in case you have friends around you can just flip the covers ....don't want no unnecessary strange looks ya know....


This is so my thing! Makes me wanna go out & get my own!



Here are some other random things I found on the web...Men Aloud...they were selling men's undies or something lol..


Super Cute Casette Purses


I like this much, saw it from this site ---> Hotel Chesea Blog. Pic taken from the store window of Barneys. And check this if you like Andy Warhol --->The Andy Warhol Foundation.

It's raining! Loving it! Have a nice day! :p

THE AMERICAN WERE DOG & THE TOILET ROLL

This is a man of many talents..music...singing...sewing..cooking...and... Check out this amazing transformation........!



ROAR

Woof Woof Love me!

Amazing EH!


www.whitedogbobby.com



TV Addict



...dust prevention...



And yes* ...my favourite game called "i-spy". All you need is 1 x phone camera & 1 x toilet roll. It's easy....just put your lens at the doughnut hole of the toilet roll and SNAP!* If you are my friend please shuttup and stop laughing.

I like toilet rolls










OK that's all for now. Bye bye!

SATURDAY

This was my Ai Xin chan from the other day. He made delicious pasta & even brought Tabasco. Ya I walloped the whole thing. It was really good & satisfying!




Luna is a SLUT! :( *Boohoo*


The 2 darlings

FRESH MINT

Received a cute gift - 2 packs of Marlboro Menthol Fresh Mint in a special acrylic case. Kinda looks like a huge ice block. Another collector's item, how can I bare to even smoke it....

Probably have to keep replacing the packs!

SMUDGED

Went to sleep just now. Just woke up, after 2 hours. Feeling worse than before. Got a bad headache now.

Wrote a long posting.

Decided to delete it.

I've got a really bad pounding headache now.

DESKER ADVENTURE MUSTAFA MISADVENTURE

Monday nite-->To En for their anniversary. More like to visit Kurea and Tempura :)



Tuesday nite: First stop was Desker Road. I didn't see any of the action as anticipated (we all know what Desker road is famous for and it's not Wantan Mee that I'm talking about). Maybe I wasn't looking hard enough. The street was dark & busy with traffic passing thru & I was a lil nervous because of dodgy looking passerbys. I decided to get busy with pictures.



Looks like a war zone, are we here to get rations?




I wonder what this container was doing here in the middle of the nite. Family visit? I wonder how many coupons are needed for parking.



Next stop was Mustafa. My poor darling was unlucky here.






He was fined $200 for throwing a ciggie into the drain.:( & these guys look dam dodgy I tell you. We had to ask to look at his warrant card a few times just to make sure he was real. The man looked like some poor guy who lived on Batam Island. But to make up for whatever shock we were in, the cop was polite at least. Just becareful guys, even if there isn't a dustbin you are better off stubbing out your ciggie in your hand or something. And you'd never know who's out there to catch ya, they all look as dodgy as the street crowd and they absolutely blend in.

COP


The Fine..:(



Needless to say we were not really in the mood after that so we left shortly after looking at some electronics.











Alternatively you can try 88.8 AM


I'm outta here!

MUSE BAR : RECLOOSE

Sorry for the lack of updates. I've been a procrastinating queen lately. Went down to catch Recloose at Muse Bar the other night...unscheduled plans. It was...hot & humid. Smokers suffer the heat wear your thinest tops & beware them powerful B.Os from heavy claded bouncers & sweaty looking long haired guys (*ahem yindians to be precise, ! dun hit me but it's true, they make garlic blush with inferiority) sitting close to you.

Muse Bar is really quite nice from the inside. This is my 2nd time here for a party and what I love looking at the most is the dome shaped ceiling. Really dig it.







And that's it. There's nothing more to say actually. Everything else was so so for me. Recloose was a question mark. If you'd like to check it out, Muse Bar is located at the National Museum.

And Oh! They've got pretty nice ashtrays. Yea* (Forgive me the pics came out like drawings it was dark and my lighting man got drunk.)





:)

Slide

Sorry ChanKaYew :)..no updates lately. My memory card is full of pictures that have not been uploaded. My muse is absent. The letters on my keyboard have been erased. I made a long posting and forgot to save it.

And lastly, I have blogger's block.

I FOUND A DIARY UNDERNEATH A TREE

I fucked up today. Woke up at 12. *YOU FUCKED UP GAL!* yeah. Amazing. Didn't hear a single thing. Not my alarm clock, nor the alarm on my fone, nor the countless missed calls. *WELL DONE GERI! NOT ONLY ARE YOU BLIND BUT YOU ARE ALSO DEAF!*

The worst part is I wasn't even given the much anticipated lashing. My manager just said she was afraid boss would come in before me. I suspect she has been taking some psychology lessons lately. Works like magic, made me feel freaking guilty. Tomorrow I'll report to work at like 9am or something.

If anyone's wondering, well I DON'T KNOW, it just happened, I didn't hear a thing. Maybe the drumming of the rain on the roof outside my window drowned out all other sounds, maybe it was so nice to sleep I fell into a much needed deep sleep, maybe I've fallen in love with my room. Maybe I should stop doing my laundry so late. Yes blame the ironing board also. Everything is a suspect. What? OkKkkKK. I slept at a usual time. 3am. Fell asleep at 4 something. And there's this crazy water dripping sound coming from within my room. Think it's the neighbour's aircon, fucking crazy.

So like every occassion, I consoled myself with Ten Don. Tenpura + Rice + Miso Soup +Mayonnaise. Sorry bad foto coz I actually remembered to take a pic after I started eating.




So dam good to eat & so comforting. I get mine from Tanglin Mall food court. I hope they open a Japanese Restaurant where I live, in place of that steam boat thing. Come to think of it, I had a cool Japanese restaurant downstairs at Emerald last time but didn't have the time to go becoz they close so early.

Anyways, here's blackout shot of my bruised toe because it looks so bad I can't post up the original pic least someone feels giddy.



Hope you guys are having a good day & not bumping into any irritants on the streets! Oh if you have time, perhaps you wanna check out Depeche Mode and drool over Dave Gahan! Dam he's hot! Catholic boy gone bad! Loving it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Over & out!

DINNER

Keisu made me dinner from his place for me :)

Ai xin chan :)
The noodles were amazing!



SLURP!


Loved it!

Word

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FROM MY BEST FRIEND'S BLOG

Note: Point 3 NOTED*

OkkKkKKkkKkKK we meet up soon ..Promise* Er yes.....!!

Actually I've been very caught up with the licensing for YOYO YEAYEA Pte Ltd. It seems there are some minor complications involving some copyright issues with south east of Pondicherry. I don't know what's that got to do with us. I can see the moon but I don't see Pondicherry nearby. So I think we just go ahead anyhow. Carry on with the ordering of 1000 bicycles & 70 mangosteen trees.

Ok, that will be all. I'll be waiting for your favourable reply.

Best regards, from your trusty business partner with one leg,
Muluchantichanti

Gallery Bar

Dropped by St. James Power Station last nite. As usual it was packed packed packed. I don't normally dig going to that place, and if I have to go I'd take cover at Gallery Bar. And how cool! They've got an air-conditioned smoking room with reclining seats ..with a bird's eye view of Power House. Thankfully the music wasn't piped in from the main room, Gallery Bar plays their own music.

It was an "EVENTFUL" nite. My butt got pinched by some bloody angmors & I fucking confronted them. Farkers! You fucking think you're in a whore house or what! But yes some people thought it was funny .."Means you have a nice ass". Yar rite just wait till yours get pinched, you'd probably punch the living daylites outta them. Mudderfarkers.

The second half of the nite was spent drinking a jug of coke & listening to vulgarities punctuating the music. And looking for a very drunk Cindy. Yes. I should go out more often.






We tried, but slanting just doesn't work

JADED

Here are some ugly pictures.

Not much words, just pictures. I don't have anything happy to blog about today.

Reaching out for a rainbow to brighten my day.

TOILET ROLL'S POINT OF VIEW

*STRETCH* Busy day today at work. But easy going customers who make me happy :)

Went to Zouk last nite for abit. The minute I got there I felt like going home. Yes the ban on smoking in clubs has been executed. We had to step outside the club to smoke. DAM* Anyways, here's an assortment of pics.

I was eating halfway when I suddenly begin to wonder what it's like looking through the eyes of a toilet roll.


Interesting....





So anyways, I was glued to the exit that led to the smoking area at Zouk...just in case..don't wanna freak out ya know....



So welcome to the outdoor smoking area....

Fenced up smoking area